OK, to keep in line with the theme of this blog, I'll start off by saying I'm thankful for remembering Cookie Monster from Sesame Street back when he just ate cookies.
Unless their parents tell them or they happen to see old reruns, kids these days have been gipped by the Political Correctness and Accountability movements. Although I myself haven't seen it in person (I'd rather hold on to the memories of how he used to be), Cookie Monster has to eat other 'healthy for humans' foods like veggies... and sing the cookie is a sometimes food song... UGH!
Let's think about this, Cookie Monster doesn't need health foods. He's a monster (or a muppet with a guy's hand up his ass). I'll stick with, he's a monster.... A monster who eats cookies - preferrably chocolate chip cookies that are large, stale, and have a high crumble factor. Poor ol' Cookie Monster needed those big plates of cookies due not to his high metabolism, but rather his horribly messy and inefficient eating habit. If he got 10% of a cookie down the hatch, he was doing good. Most of them ended up on the floor, which explains why you never saw cookie monster doing ads for diabetes medication or weight watchers.
I'd talk about the Count and how a dream I had in my teens scarred me for life, but that's not appropriate for this blog so you'll just have to wonder :-P
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